fagsindubai:

me leading last week’s kkk meeting

drinking:

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

simsgonewrong:

This isn’t how you ride a horse…

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

she has no hairline man 

h0odrich:

What is there to do in Chicago besides get shot

mirandasexnoise:

ok

CHOCOLAAAAÄ͓͕͚̜̮̭̬̩̭͔̤̯͙͎̊̄͂̐̎̍̾A̻̘̠̤̳͕̞̞̻̪͎ͨ͌ͮͧ̔ͬͤ̊ͯͦ͌̂͛̄ͦ͋Ť̼̩͍̼̝͓̤͓̔͋̔̃̎͋̐͂̆̎̍ͫ͗ͣ̃͛ͅT̩̯̫̟̯̹̩̻̥̰̑ͫͤͥ̂̈̓̋̓ͪ̍͒ͧ̓T̫̣̯̲͓̥̰͇̤̓̋͊̇̎͛̾͗̚Ṫ̰͈͓̫̪̲͑̒͒͊̈́̆̈̒ͭͪ̅̾̈́͂̐̒T͍̟͚̣̤͙̗͚̦̩̝͚͉̞̠̆͑̈ͫ̂͊̃Ė̟̫̻͈͎̦͔̣͙̜̙͕̄̓̍̉̏ͭ͑̆ͭ̈́̽̄͋̚E͓̮̠̰͈̰̜̩͙̣ͦͦ̎ͥͣ̐E̘̜̦̖͈̬̩̫̪̖͛͗̌ͪ͒ͯ͛̾ͮ̏̈́̋̊̿̂̏Ẹ̩̖̙̙̖͈̥͕͈̯̣̉̊͌ͦ͆̄ͯ͂̂̐E͉̘͉̤͔̯̗͔ͬ̃ͣ̊̄͌̌͐͊̉͋̊̐̂̚

deodrant:

i exercised once

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die